Supernatural Recap: The Purge

2/6/2014

Written by Shae

THIS IS THE EMERGENCY SPOILER ALERT SYSTEM...YOU ARE ADVISED TO READ AT YOUR OWN RISK...

Once upon a time, there were two brothers. One said something stupid and made everyone angry because he's stupid, and the other was awesome and caring and just did things out of love for his baby brother. Seriously Sam! How could you!? Some things you can't take back once you've said them!

Anyway, focus on the episode…This week, Sam and Dean investigate the strange murder of a 300Ib competitive eater! At first, it looks like it may be due to a curse by a Gypsy, but that idea gets squashed when they find out that the Gypsy and the Competitive eater were having an affair. A second murder sends them to a 'Wellness Spa', where people go to lose weight. A strange suction mark on the back, however, leaves brothers confused.

So, what could be killing people by sucking out their fat? Enter, covert mode. Sam gets a job as the new Yoga instructor while Dean gets stuck in the cafeteria! The spa, by all counts, seems normal. Isn't that how it always goes? When Dean tries the pudding and quickly passes out from it, however, the normal, just got wrong. Someone's putting roofies in the pudding and it's not cool. Thankfully Sam finds him and they figure out who is behind the strange marks and the fat sucking. Maritza, the owner of the spa, happens to be a Pishtaco, or, a Peruvian Parasite monster! more like a giant leech.

Only Maritza isn't the one killing people. Sure, she's sucking the fat out of them, but she does not kill. Her bother Alonzo, on the other hand, has no problem killing. He even kills Maritza's husband! Alonzo almost kills Sam too, but Dean intervenes and kills the little Pishtaco just in time! (Because Dean is awesome and always saving Sam's ungrateful a--) By the end of it, Maritza is being sent back to Peru and the brothers are back to being awkward around one another. And then Sam goes and says one of the most unforgivable things that has ever come out of his mouth.

Shame on you Sam Winchester!

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