Written by Scott EdwardsWhen it comes to the holidays, surrounding yourself with family and friends stands second to none. But what if everyone decides they want to get away from it all for the holiday season? Heading away from a cold and snowy home to a place where the sun always shines and you don’t need to wear a parka, could make for a wonderful time. There does not have to be a rhyme or reason behind taking a trip during the holidays, you just have to promise yourself that you are going to have fun while being away from home. Being too caught up in life can get the best of you if you let it, so don’t, and have fun during your vacation. Sheriff Sam Tiler is still taking what happened in the town of Snowmonton to heart and needs to get some things off of his chest. When talking to his psychiatrist, Sam, he reveals all of the facts that have been kept secret for the past year about Jack Frost and how the killer snowman was defeated. Even though it seems crazy to people in the real world, Sam knows what happened and no matter what anybody else says, he is not crazy. Seeing that his psychiatrist and his crew do not believe the story that he is telling, Sam needs to find another way to clear his mind and a vacation might do just that. Everything in Snowmonton has been quiet for a year, but the FBI needs to get their hands on the experiment that got away from them. Finding the unmarked grave that Jack Frost’s remains were thrown into, they have located the anti-freeze bottles and return what's left of the serial killer to his rightful place at the agency. Performing new experiments on the liquid, they are not able to release the killer that terrorized the small town of Snowmonton last year, but when a cup of coffee gets spilled into the watery grave, Jack comes back to life and is ready to take out his revenge on Sam once again. Arriving in the tropics with their friends Joe and Marla, Sam and his wife Anne are looking to have the time of their lives on this trip as well and with no snow to be seen, there should be no problems in letting the Jack Frost memory die away. But being able to traverse the ocean, Jack has found the island where his nemesis is hiding out and is ready to exact revenge. Needing to get himself back into fighting shape, Jack is able to locate a carrot at sea and charcoal on the island along with a new scarf from a model shoot. Killing everyone that he comes in contact with, Jack leaves his calling card, but only Sam and his old friend Agent Manners know what to expect as the rest of the island staff believe the killings are shark attacks. Trying to warn everyone that there is a killer loose on the island, Sam is labeled crazy and left to his own devices, but when it starts to snow in the tropical paradise, the sheriff and ex-FBI agent know that Jack is back and see that he has a new bag of tricks with him on this festive Christmas holiday. You know how sequels are supposed to never as good as the originals? Well this movie did not disappoint me as much as I expected it to. With a couple cast members reprising their roles and a new bikini clad generation joining in, you get to see what Jack Frost is really about. I did not know how much power the killer snowman really had, but it turns out he does not need to be bundled up from the cold since he can bring the cold himself and that is not all he is packing this holiday. Watching as Sam seems to go mad when Jack shows his snowy face once again, it was great to see that Anne is ready to step up and make sure that nobody, not even an undying snowman will ruin her vacation. With some changes from the first film, you still get plenty of blood, an 'I’m melting' scene, talking ice and a deadly carrot that nobody wanted to see coming. Just a silly sequel, but I would expect nothing less from the creators that turned a favorite holiday character into a mass murderer. Stay Scared.
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Written by Scott EdwardsOne of the things that I really miss over the holidays is a good fear channel to help get me into the holiday spirit. Not being able to find all of the horror movies that my heart desires in one place anymore really puts me into the bah humbug mood, but when I am able to find at least one decent holiday horror movie, it brings my spirits back up to where they need to be. When the snow starts to fall and the nights seem to become never ending, there seems to be nothing better to cuddle up to than a fun Christmas horror movie to celebrate the spirit of the season. The most notorious serial killer of his time, Jack Frost is about to face his death during one heck of a blizzard. Not being able to see the road is not going to keep the transfer men from doing their job of delivering the psychopath to his demise because when the hands on the clock strike midnight, the tyranny of Jack Frost will come to an end. But the transfer men are not the only ones that are having a problem seeing through the storm since the driver of a genetics truck is headed straight for them on the open road. When the two trucks collide, Jack finds his way to freedom once again since this will not be his night to die by anyone’s hand, but when the genetics truck unleashes its payload on Jack, he melts into the snow, never to be seen again. Seeing the accident on the drive home with his family, Sam has some unanswered questions about what happened to the biggest collar of his career as sheriff, but with the news reporting that Jack is no longer with the living, he has little concern. But when seeing that one of the older locals of the town was murdered where he was sitting, Sam needs to know for sure that Jack is dead. Getting ahold of Agent Manners from the FBI, Sam is told that the murderer was killed in the accident and hearing it from a government agency, Sam is accepting of the answer. But there is something strange happening at the agency since Manners has been put in charge of finding a dead man that has been turned into a being that no one has ever seen before, thanks to a scientist named Stone. Keeping the news quiet about what really happened to Jack, the small town of Snowmonton is about to experience one strange night of complete and utter terror. As Jack Frost arises in the form of a snowman, he quickly finds out that his killing talents will not go to waste, in fact there is plenty more that he can do. Stalking Sam’s home and having the sheriff’s boy give him a scarf, eyes and a nose, the killer is bent on revenge upon the family of the man that finally caught him. Being able to move around town without being noticed, Jack unleashes hell on his victims that initially think that he is nothing more than a harmless snowman. But showing his true spirit and with an end game in sight, Jack wants nothing more than to get credit for his kills, especially when his primary target Sam is in sight. With a little bit of help from Manners and Stone, Sam tries his hardest to protect the town against the homicidal snowman, but how can he kill something that is not really alive? Just a classic slasher flick featuring a beloved character that always makes an appearance during Christmas. Even now I am still blown away by the story of a killer snowman that cannot be stopped in a conventional way. Being able to melt himself to reach the unreachable areas, Jack Frost seems to be the perfect killing machine and with no way to stop him, he will spread his own unique brand of evil holiday cheer. With plenty of ideas of how to kill the snowman killer, there does not seem to be a very good one until everyone is forced to face the fact that they are out snowed. What is so magical about this movie? It could be the fact that the snowman will never die, or his ability to throw icicles through his opponents, or that he can change into water form whenever he wants, or that a common household appliance could save the day if anyone could find an extension cord for it in order to use it. Stay Scared. Written by John Edward Betancourt THIS IS THE EMERGENCY SPOILER ALERT SYSTEM...YOU ARE ADVISED TO READ AT YOUR OWN RISK...'You defeat me, we accept exile from this realm...and your friend shall be returned.' |
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