Written by Kate McHargueWhen you’re sharing the screen with a main character for which the movie is named, it’s hard to stand out as a rounded and complete individual. Especially if your character is archetypally seen as nothing more than a love interest for the main male protagonist to banter with and passionately kiss when the music swells. I guess somebody better tell Marion Ravenwood this, because she sure didn’t get that memo. One of the most iconic film series of all time and a cannon character for the 'rugged adventurer' type, Indiana Jones was definitely meant to be the James Bond of parts unknown; the handsome and capable hero who leaves behind a trail of bloodied bad guys and broken hearted lovers. And certainly in the second and third installment (we don’t speak about the fourth) this comparison was apt. The female counterparts were beautiful, feisty, and couldn’t resist Indiana’s charms (even when their motives were suspect) and Indy was always around to save the day. But in Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark, the female 'sidekick' was anything but. As Marion herself exclaims after Jones has re-enters her life after 10 long years, 'you're gonna get more than you bargained for. I'm your goddamn partner!' Let’s start with the basics of Marion Ravenwood. When we first meet her she is in a bar in Nepal, engaged in a drinking match with a man twice her size. Moments later, she wins said drinking match and collects the money from all those who bet against her. We learn that she owns the bar, making her a small business owner as well as a woman living on her own in a foreign land in the 1930’s. In those first few moments it becomes abundantly clear that Marion is not a damsel in distress for Indy to save. But in case you were still unsure, the right hook she plants on Indy’s face might seal the deal. Throughout the film Marion subverts the damsel in distress tropes. Even when it seems like perhaps that’s the direction her character is going, she comes back full force. Granted, this is a movie that came out in the 1980’s and there are still moments where Marion is used as a sex symbol or made to look less capable than her male counterparts, but even in these moments her personality shines through to reveal a strong and independent woman. In a 2016 interview with Bustle, actress Karen Allen revealed that the original script often left Marion with little to no agency. Her response? At times, there were no choices that were written, she was just sort of along for the ride. One of the things I fought for in making the film was when there was a moment in which she might have tipped into the damsel in distress mode, I thought, 'no no no, let her grab a frying pan and knock somebody over the head with it.'" Through the hard work of Karen Allen, Marion became a woman who frequently uses others’ assumptions and prejudices against them. When she is kidnapped and held captive by Rene, it is not Indy who saves her. In fact, he leaves her there because her escape would put the Nazis on high alert and leave no time to search for the Ark. He makes his priorities very clear, ignoring the fact that Marion is in danger of torture and assault. Marion, being fully aware of the danger she is in, decides not to wait and takes matters into her own hands. Rene is clearly attracted to Marion and, knowing this, Marion uses his desires against him. She puts on the pretty dress he gives her, intentionally allowing him to catch a peak of what he’s lusting after. She flirts and laughs with him, distracting from the knife she has hidden and will use to make her escape. It is she who suggests they have a drink and goads Rene into drinking more than he ought to, all the while knowing that she’s drunk men twice Rene’s size under the table and can do so again. Unfortunately, her escape is thwarted by the arrival of Herr Mac and his Nazi lackeys, but she was going to give it her all and go out with a fight. Marion is everything the quintessential damsel or love interest is not supposed to be. She drinks heavily, she curses, she gets in fights, and speaks her mind. And all of this she does while retaining her femininity and allowing her vulnerable side to show when the occasion calls for it. She proves that there is more than one way to be a woman and that she is the equal of any man. Much as I love Indiana Jones, I don’t think he ever quite understood what he had in Marion Ravenwood. But I know what I’ve got here and that’s a feminist icon ahead of her time
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Written by Scott EdwardsWith all of the secrets that we know the government is hiding from us, do you really think we could handle the truth behind them? I know that some people would be able to handle the truth, but if everyone got the information at the same time, what do you think would happen? Let’s say that the truth came out about Area 51 and we learned that the aliens that supposedly crashed in Roswell and died fifty years ago are actually alive and well and more dangerous than the stories tell us. As a society, I think there would be riots, looting and people looking to the sky for answers that they will never find, unless of course they are abducted. On their way to a party, Reid and his friends Ben and Darrin are looking to have a great night. But not everything goes their way when Reid mysteriously vanishes from the party and is not seen when the other two leave. Darrin is worried about his friend while Ben does not show the same sympathy. While driving home, the two see their friend standing in the middle of the street and do not understand what is going through his head. Reid is in a daze and three months later he has a way to get answers about what he thought he saw on that fateful night. Planning a boys getaway weekend to Area 51 to try and get answers, the guys are not allowed to tell anyone about what they are trying to accomplish. Reid has made some good contacts around the area and knows that the true believers will do anything to help get the truth out to the world. Whispering on the phone with a girl that knows more about the base than anybody, Reid has to put his faith into her and what she can bring to the table. Jelena is not just a believer in the secrets that are locked in Area 51, she is looking for the reason behind her father’s death that took place when he was employed by the base. Darrin is along for the ride, but Ben is starting to have second thoughts since everything is starting to get too real. As their plans are coming together, the group is set with everything that they need to beat the security systems outside of the base, along with a keycard that they were able to acquire when tailing an Area 51 employee. During the dead of night, the group makes it from the perimeter to the main facility but notice that there are still people all over the area. Being able to sneak into a hanger, the group moves throughout the facility, keeping their heads down and trying to find their way to S4, the place where Jelena’s father said he saw the aliens. Getting down to the section, the group stumbles across a lab that has all kinds of alien technology on display, but when they start playing with a liquid that seems to be responding to them, their outlook starts to change. Looking for the answers to everything, the group continues to move deeper and deeper into the facility until they finally find what they came for. Was Area 51 what I expected when I first saw the previews for it? Yes, pretty much and that is not a bad thing. With so much information gathering going into their investigation, everything that they heard from their interviews came to life in front of their very eyes. I enjoyed how all of the interviews covered the different things that the group got to see and how when they paid off, it showed that they were not really paying any attention to them. The depths of Area 51 will probably never be known to the world in my lifetime since all of the documents continue to be classified and the base is still off limits to the public, unless you have a really good camera lens that can zoom in on it. With everything in place to keep the public out, it is hard to believe that there is not something hidden in this famed location. Happy Viewing. Written by Scott EdwardsLet’s just be clear here, magic is real, with that being said, I hope everyone loves watching magicians doing their things. I still remember wanting to learn this tricks of the trade when I was just a wee lad and I still stumble upon the boxes of my tricks when I clean out the basement. Now that I am older, I still love watching magicians perform their tricks, especially if it is a trick I learned way back when. But this also comes with a dark side, when I know that they are faking it, because as a young magician, I know that some of the aspects of the act are just fake and I want them to do better. Eighteen months have passed and the Horsemen have yet to be seen in public after their biggest show and after taking down billionaire Arthur Tressler. Being led by their FBI counterpart Dylan Rhodes, Danny Atlas is getting fed up with hiding in the shadows and is ready for some action. Heading into the depths of the city to find out where the Eye is hiding, he gets the same answers as he does from Rhodes and is told to be patient since there will be a job on the horizon. Arriving home and meeting Lula who tries to wow him with her skill, Danny is far from impressed and gets word to head to the team's meeting spot. Seeing the elusive Lula with Rhodes, the team is back together with Merritt McKinney, Danny Atlas and the formerly dead Jack Wilder and they finally have a job. Heading to Octa’s new phone release party, the group is ready to expose the owner Owen Case for what his phones really do, destroy their customer's privacy. But when they take to the stage, they are given an alternative script and someone is running the show besides themselves. Needing to make a grand escape, the group makes it to the roof and finds themselves being whisked away to Macau, China, the birthplace of magic. Being greeted by Chase McKinney, Merritt’s twin brother, the group is sent to the doorstep of Walter Mabry who has an offer that they cannot refuse. Needing to steal a piece of technology that can interact with any computing device for the young mad man, Atlas decides to take the job, but only as a cover while he tries to contact someone from the Eye to help the group get their lives back. Since he isn't being included in the plans, Dylan Rhodes is trying to locate where his team has disappeared to and when his normal means of getting information fails, he is forced to look in another direction, to Thaddeus Bradley who was framed for the Tressler job. With word that the Horsemen are in China, the two hop a jet and make their way for the city and find exactly what they are looking for. With illusions coming at everyone from every direction, and a hatred for the Horsemen that was not expected, they must try and do the right thing, while keeping themselves from becoming just a number in the old magicians manual. Not a bad follow up to Now You See Me, I actually think I enjoyed this one a little more. As the group has honed their skills to a crazy level, there seems to be nothing that can stop them, or so they think. I like the introduction of Walter Mabry and his ties to the previous story and how crazy the young man really is. Then we also get introduced to Dylan Rhodes and find out his backstory that was skipped in the first movie since we never knew he was the one recruiting the Horsemen to do to his will. With plenty of twists and turns throughout, you never know who is hiding in the shadows and what they are capable of, especially since their skill sets are growing. The addition of Lula was pretty fun as she was able to integrate with the group pretty flawlessly and make note that she is not an average woman. With some magic, lots of technology, threats, guns, fake limbs and a New Year’s Eve show that changes the world, this is not a bad movie to sit back and relax to overall. Written by Scott EdwardsA person's mind is a terrible thing to waste, especially if it is a young person’s impressionable mind. When we are just starting to understand things as children, our mind is fed many different things and it never seems to stop working from there. As we refine this practice when we get older, some people want to broaden their thinking and come up with different solutions to problems that may never present themselves. Hopefully when doing this, it unlocks a different type of thinking for people and helps them understand what the world has in store for them, but doing this too much may drive you to madness. On the last day of school, philosophy teacher Mr. Zimit is not quite finished with his pupils. Wanting to make sure that they are ready for their next step in life, along with school, Mr. Zimit is ready to challenge them once again, but this time he is going to make them decide who lives and who dies. Becoming tired of the old exercises and teaching what others have done before him, Mr. Zimit is ready to push his students to the brink to see if they are ready for the cold hard reality the world holds for them. Picking out an apocalyptic scenario with atomic bombs falling all around the group, there is a bunker ripe for the taking, but there is a snag, the bunker can only support ten people, and there are a total of twenty one people in the class. Handing out occupations to each of the students, Mr. Zimit is the wild card with an unknown skill that the class must decide if it is valuable enough to allow him into bunker with them. Having to base their decisions solely on the new professions that have been handed down to them, the group decides who will be allowed to live for the next year, while leaving the others to perish in the atomic blasts. After the Dark focuses on a group of students on their final day of school in their philosophy class when their teacher Mr. Zimit hits them with one of the hardest scenarios they have been faced with. Based on occupations handed out at random, the class is forced to decide who lives and who dies in an atomic apocalypse while not knowing the entire story behind the exercise. With little to work with and their teacher being a wild card and not knowing what he brings to the table, the class is faced with a dilemma that they have not faced before. The best student in class, Petra, does not want to run through the final test, but is forced to with the promise of her boyfriend losing a letter if she does not stay. As each scenario gets run through, Petra takes control of the think tank and comes up with her own ideas to prove that all of the situations do not have to end with an untimely death. This is a hard movie to review without giving away what happens at every step since you are being thrown into a situation that you never want to face. Having to choose someone’s fate based on what they do or what they know seems like a very difficult decision to have to make, but when the survival of the species is called into play, there has to be some sort of hierarchy. Being forced into the exercise, Petra does not want anyone to be left out of the bunker and votes them all in, but the others in the class are more worried about the final decision that will be brought down by the teacher. Looking at the emotions that everyone has to go through as they are either voted in or voted out makes you truly believe that they are being put out to dry, while there is always two people that have to be included in the bunker for the outcome to be remotely positive. Happy Viewing. Written by Kate McHargueTHIS IS THE EMERGENCY SPOILER ALERT SYSTEM...YOU ARE ADVISED TO READ AT YOUR OWN RISK...The unfortunate truth about the latest DC installment is that more was riding on Wonder Woman’s success than there should have been. For most superhero movie releases the goal is just to make a decent opening at the box office, sell some more merchandise, maybe setup for the planned but not yet in production sequel, and leave the fans satisfied with their comic book movie fix. But for Wonder Woman, there was the dangerous and unspoken understanding that meeting these standards wasn’t going to be good enough. It needed to be better, make more money, and leave audiences astounded. Anything less than this would have been the studio’s cue that films with more feminist themes and greater female representation are not worth making. Thankfully, Wonder Woman is surpassing the baseline expectations and captivating audiences worldwide but it’s problematic that (once again) a woman is having to work twice as hard just to be recognized for her accomplishments. Some reviews have taken shots at the film and director Patty Jenkins for being too zealous in the quest for diversity and representation or, as the National Review put it, “Jenkins is not an action director; clearly, she was hired only as a politically correct token.” These reviews are further proof that the dominant and privileged identities don’t know what to do with a movie that wasn’t made specifically for them. For me, Patty Jenkin’s film was nothing short of revolutionary. As a director, Jenkins managed to deliver a quintessential super hero film (naïve warrior learns the true meaning of heroism while forming strong relationships and kicking ass) while also subverting the sci-fi/fantasy/superhero tropes that actually DO tokenize marginalized identities and perpetuate stereotypically representations. And in honor of Jenkins smooth and subversive superhero feminism, I’m going to explore a few of the ways in which Wonder Woman is more feminist than you think. Naïve Not GullibleOne of the tropes that is rampant in Sci-Fi and Fantasy is that of a female character who is a sexy bad ass but, for whatever reason, is a little naïve to the ways of the world. She therefore must rely on someone to explain things to her. This character is usually a man (sometimes the first man she has ever met) and inevitably one of the things that requires explanation is the idea of sex or intimacy. One of my favorite YouTubers, Pop Culture Detective, gives an in depth analysis of this trope, which he has dubbed ‘Born Sexy Yesterday’, and explains the way in which this trope perpetuates dangerous ideologies in regards to women’s sexuality and men’s desires. Essentially, this trope represents the fantasy of having a woman who is physically sexually mature and available, but mentally innocent and easily influenced by her ‘wiser’ male companion. Diana, by virtue of having grown up with only women and never having left the island of Themyscira, could have easily fallen into this trope upon meeting Steve Trevor. In fact, there are several scenes that certainly play into Diana’s naïvety and misunderstandings about the world. But these scenes focus entirely on humor and, in some cases, point to the absurdity of our world. And rather than having Diana come across as inexperienced and in need of guidance when it comes to ‘pleasures of the flesh,’ the film outright rejects this trope and Diana makes it clear that she understands her sexuality and the concept of desire but, most importantly, does not require a man to show her how. The Guardian’s review seemed befuddled by this concept, writing, 'Confusingly, Diana later explains that men are essential for procreation but when it comes to pleasure, unnecessary.' I’m not sure what is so confusing about this statement but as Diana assures Steve and I can assure readers, women can feel pleasure all on their own (or ya know, with other women) and men are in fact not necessary. Some may object to this and point to the fact that Diana and Steve do end up sharing a romantic (and assumed physical) relationship, but that’s neither here nor there. The point is that Diana retained her agency and maturity as a woman and was allowed to choose for herself how best she wanted to act on her desires. Her sexuality was her own and not a realization of male fantasy. Emotions as StrengthOne of the things I am most tired of hearing is the idea that women aren’t fit to be leaders or heroes because we are ‘too emotional.’ The implication here is twofold. First, that men are unemotional and therefore superior. Second, that having emotions is a bad thing that does not allow for tough decision making or direct action. This is where the film doubles down on its feminist message by addressing these implications head on and smashing them to pieces. Diana is immediately characterized by her desire to do good, to help those in need who are suffering, and to hold those who do evil accountable. We see the deep emotional connections she has, first to her fellow Amazons and later to her comrades in arms. Even more than the personal relationships she clearly holds dear, we see the empathy she feels for strangers and the innocent people affected by the war. This empathy and ability to grieve and to love is precisely what gives her the power to destroy Aries. Her emotions are framed, not as a weakness, but as an unparalleled strength. And while I’ll admit I found the moral of ‘the answer is love’ to be a little too on the nose and cheesy, I love that the film was not afraid to give power to this traditionally feminine trait. Likewise, Steve is shown to be just as capable of this empathy and this belief in humanity as Diana. It is his primary motivation for charging into battle and it is the reason he sacrifices himself at the film’s end. In one scene he tries to act impartially, to ignore the suffering of innocent people and to charge ahead with the mission. He reasons with Diana that it is impossible to save everyone. And he may be right, but Diana reminds him that this is not a good enough reason not to try. Together they liberate a small town from occupation and his departure from impartiality is proven to be the right decision. What’s more, it is Steve who reminds Diana of this necessity for action and compassion at the film’s climax. As she wrestles with the realization that mankind is genuinely capable of the cruelty and horrors she has witnessed, she begins to lose faith in her quest to save them. It is Steve who quite simply says, ‘It’s not about deserve. It’s about belief.’ He reminds her that the point is to end suffering, regardless of its cause. Acknowledging OppressionGoing back to the National Review article for a moment, the consensus seemed to be that the inclusion of POC characters and strong female characters was inherently politically and therefore detracted from their enjoyment of the film. I can agree with at least half of this conclusion. Yes, including this diversity in representation is political but the fact that the National Review seemed disgruntled by it is precisely why it is necessary. The truth is that providing diverse representation should not be seen as a political act because, ideally, we’d be able to see marginalized identities on the big screen just as often as we see dominant ones. But yes, National Review, until that day comes you can bet that Jenkins was intentional with these characters and your response only provides fuel to that fire. While the representations of these POC characters may have been a little one note and tiptoeing the line of tokenization, the film does not shy away from acknowledging the ways in which they (as POC) must adapt and perform to find success in a world where they are the minority. The Chief talks openly with Diana about the oppression of his people. She is appalled and asks who is responsible for such atrocity. He very simply nods towards Steve and replies, ‘his people.’ Later on, after fighting to liberate the small French town, Sameer tells Dianna that he never wanted to be part of the war. He explains that he wanted to be an actor but was ‘born the wrong color,’ so he became a soldier instead. These are powerful instances of POC characters giving voice to the oppression they experience. And for Diana, they are also the first steps in her realization of the darkness within mankind. She meets two exceptional people who have suffered at the hands of their fellow man and yet are willing to lay down their lives to preserve and protect humanity. It is the first and subtle introduction of the theme Steve will inevitably drive home, that mankind may not deserve saving, but if enough people believe in humanity then perhaps one day it could. Many reviews will overlook these characters as sidekicks or comic relief, but the truth is that they are catalysts for Diana’s growth and understanding of mankind. To truly understand the darkness of our world, one has to recognize the systems of oppression that are accepted as normal. And to truly combat evil in the world, one most do so in all its forms. It’s not enough to just punch Nazis. We also have to examine how such ideologies are even allowed to find seats of power. Patty Jenkins illustrates this beautifully by confronting her protagonist and audiences with the truth of oppression and the power in acknowledging it. I could go on about the other ways this film subverts norms and provides platforms but I’ll leave you with those three. Wonder Woman is not a perfect film and there are certainly things I wish had been different. I would have liked to see more about what happened to Dr. Maru after Diana spared her life. The use of General Ludendorff as a red herring could have been a bit subtler. As with most films, there were moments where the story dragged. All of these are acceptable critiques that I will gladly admit to having. But I am justly frustrated at those critics who seem to have a fundamental misunderstanding about the importance of this film. There are those who will say that Wonder Woman shouldn’t be above criticism just because it stars and was directed by a woman and to that point, I agree. But the problem is that critiques of this film are focusing on precisely that and implying that any issues or downfalls are a direct failure of these women by virtue of their womanhood. Last time I checked, no one was claiming the Transformers franchise was bad because Michael Bay is a man. And it does not go unnoticed that the majority of these bad reviews, which include cracks about Gal Gadot’s face/body being the best part of the movie, are written by men. You don’t have to like Wonder Woman and not liking the film does not make you a sexist. But if you blatantly dislike this film because it didn’t slip into the sexist tropes and oppressive ideologies the super hero genre is prone to…it might be time to examine why that is. And to anyone who finds themselves in that position, I’d be happy to discuss this film further. I’ll get the tickets; you can get the popcorn. Written by John Edward BetancourtStephen King once said, and allow me to paraphrase in liberal fashion, that an artist must always challenge themselves in order to avoid becoming stagnant and there's plenty of truth to that statement. Because we have seen artists that always stick with the same ol' thing when it comes to their work and we've seen their careers fade because of a lack of originality or sheer failure to adapt to the marketplace. Thankfully, one particular set of comedic minds believe in the Stephen King edict since Broken Lizard has evolved since day one, exploring horror and meaning by way of their films Club Dread and Beerfest, all while staying true to the unique brand of comedy they introduced in Super Troopers. But for their fourth film, they decided to take their creative evolution to new heights by handing the director reigns to a new member of the troupe for the first time ever by letting Kevin Heffernan step behind the camera, along with delivering a few new surprises storytelling wise our way in the hilarious film, The Slammin' Salmon. Now the plot to this particular tale allows for the audience to step through the doors of an upscale seafood restaurant in Miami, known as The Slammin' Salmon. This is a place that was founded and named after Heavyweight Boxing Champion, Cleon Salmon and we spend a night with the entire wait staff as they try their best to make the most money the restaurant has ever pulled in, all in the hopes of getting the Champ the money he needs to pay off some bad debts with the Yakuza, and to possibly enjoy their own dreams coming to life with the ten thousand dollars the Champ has offered up to the waiter that manages to make him the most money on this hectic night. That simple plot, is what allows for the magic of The Slammin' Salmon to shine through because this film is an intimate character study of the colorful people that work in this wild place and the focus on the characters is what allows for this motion picture to evolve to that proverbial next level and become something completely unexpected...a master class on screenwriting. Because the challenge at hand here was to tell a complete story for every character presented without the script de-evolving into a sloppy mess...and Broken Lizard pulled it off. No plot point is left abandoned, and everyone goes on a complete journey. It's in essence a perfect script, something you rarely see in comedy, and all that precision in storytelling aside, the comedy is just as good as ever from this troupe. But there's one actor in this ensemble film that managed to completely and utterly steal the show in surprising fashion; and I'm not talking about Jay Chandrasekhar and his portrayal of Nuts/Zongo, I'm referring to the magic of the late Michael Clarke Duncan. Mister Duncan is the man who brings Cleon Salmon to life and up until this movie, I do not recall seeing him in a full on comedic role and holy cow...he's amazing. From the one liners, to the delivery of his lines, Michael Clarke Duncan lets his inner comedian shine and it's a shame he passed on before getting the opportunity to explore that talent further. Regardless, The Slammin' Salmon is a wonderfully unique comedy, one that amazes when it comes to how complex the script and structure turned out to be and one that leaves you genuinely in tears with the quality of its jokes. Alas, this is the last entry that Broken Lizard has offered up our way for some time, with this film coming out in 2009, but eventually Super Troopers 2 will arrive on the big screen and hopefully the follow up to that legendary comedy kicks off a new wave of fresh films from a talented troupe that truly understand comedy. Until next time. Written by John Edward BetancourtGenerally, the comedies that we all consider to be true classics, fall into two categories; rip-roaringly hilarious films that leave us in tears every single time we watch them, or, it's a comedy that happens to have meaning to go along with all the jokes and once in a while, there are special gems that appear in the genre that manage to combine both of those elements. Those are the comedies that truly withstand the test of time and that's the kind of film that was clearly on the minds of the comedy troupe Broken Lizard, and after creating a tear inducing comedy with Super Troopers, and their successful venture to blend classic horror with modern laughs in Club Dread, these fine comedic minds decided it was high time to add some meaning to the yuks with their third film, Beerfest. The plot of this particular film introduces us to the Wolfhouse brothers, Jan and Todd, who set out to Munich to spread the ashes of their grandfather at Oktoberfest as per family tradition. But during their stay in this Beer filled wonderland, they stumble upon some shocking revelations; that there is an underground beer tournament known as Beerfest run by a distant relative, along with some embarrassing facts about their beloved grandfather, and they quickly come to realize...that they must find a way to become the Champions of Beerfest in order to restore their family's honor and exact revenge upon that jerk of a relative. So at this point, you're probably wondering how on earth a comedy about drinking more beer than any human being on this planet should ever consume has any level of thoughtful meaning and the answer to your question is simple...Beerfest is all about family and the sheer importance of having family and close friends in your life. That's evident really from the get go since Jan and Todd are eager to follow tradition and restore honor to their family's legacy, and it continues as they build their team their from the ground up and while it may seem that I'm more or less painting the picture of a comedy drama, make no mistake about it...this movie brings the laughs through and through. You'll find plenty to laugh about during essentially every waking moment of Beerfest, and to top it off, this movie also signals growth acting wise for the members of Broken Lizard as well, since they take on new challenges in this story. Steve Lemme is nearly unrecognizable as Steve 'Fink' Finklestein since he completely slips into the role and Kevin Heffernan does a phenomenal job when it comes to Phil and Gil 'Landfill' Krundle since he finds a way for the two to have vastly different personalities. Either way, this is another incredible motion picture from Broken Lizard. They succeed in placing meaning into this movie, and you'll spend plenty of time wiping the tears from your eyes thanks to all the jokes and when all is said and done, you'll also never look at a boot the same way, ever again. Written by Mike CervantesTHIS IS THE EMERGENCY SPOILER ALERT SYSTEM...YOU ARE ADVISED TO READ AT YOUR OWN RISK...Like the party favors I once got at Patty Tompkins’ pirate themed 11th birthday, the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise is a mixed bag, and additionally one that I have to accept as good, under the threat that Patty’s going to come back and beat my face in for my initial distaste towards wax lips. It’s a novel concept to have around, a movie series based on a ride at Disneyland, especially since that’s a formula that they’ve tried a dozen times and come away from the trials with no other success besides this movie. It’s also good to still have a film franchise with an active interest in providing us with especially large-budgeted movies based on pirates. Perhaps it’d be worth it to see a movie based on The Gold Nugget Revue, just so we could get in a few decent westerns as well. But my folly with the series always has always landed firmly on one of its most prominent actors: Johnny Depp. Even I have to admit that I ultimately found the character of Captain Jack Sparrow to…have its charm, amid the backdrop of a sea epic mostly focused on Orlando Bloom and Kiera Knightly, but the shtick just keeps going on and on, like you’ve ridden the boat around the ride a half dozen times while only keeping an eye out for the one pirate holding the beer stein. They’ve facilitated a few interesting turns by way of the character: I liked the cameo by Depp’s method-inspiration Keith Richards in the second film…until they did it again with Mick Jagger in the fourth movie, and Paul McCartney in this film, (sorry to give away the cameo) and it just pains me to think that this is the same actor/producer combo to give us the not-offensive-but-really-really-bad turn Depp had as Tonto in the most recent remake of The Lone Ranger. At least he’s not responsible for Guy Lapointe. Thankfully, someone at Disney/Bruckheimer films has heard the cries for mercy at the end of a Jack Sparrow-focused fourth installment of this film, and made the decision to once again allow the character to play second banana to a pair of marginally more interesting legacy characters. Harry Turner (Brenton Thwaites), the only son of Bloom’s Will and Knightly’s Elizabeth, swears an oath to his Flying Dutchman-bound father to seek 'The Trident of Poseidon,' an artifact that has the ability to undo every curse given at sea. A series of amazing-looking events lands Harry in Jail alongside Carina Smyth (Kaya Scodelario), a scientist who is being hunted as a witch (wrong century, guys) and is holding a map that leads to the trident. All they need at that point is a way to sea, enter the ever plot-convenient Jack Sparrow, who through equally amazing-looking events, also lands in jail. Although not before forsaking his trademark magic compass, cursing himself and setting free an undead Spanish pirate hunter, Captain Salazar (Javier Bardem), who, naturally, gives credence to Jack’s worst fear that said Captain would ever come back for revenge. The rest of the saga plays out as you would expect: The trio manage to evade execution and dash out to sea, where Jack’s crew, still comprised mainly of Kevin McNally, Stephen Graham, and Martin Klebba, are bound to run into the threat of Salazar, and the still at-large from the fourth sequel Hector Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush). While it is a relief to know that this sequel is better than the previous installment, for not choosing to place Jack Sparrow in the dead center of the plot, there still isn’t anything keeping this ship from sailing as close to shore, eventually providing a completely cookie-cutter plot. The devil is, invariably, in the details, particularly favoring long-run characters like Rush’s Barbossa, who receives a third-act reveal that was worth the price of admission. I could have expected a lot more from the new generation of cast members in this outing, seeing as it’s made clear that we’ll be following them in the sequels. I’m also rather disappointed that, for all the menace that is displayed upon him in the trailers, Bardem’s Salazar inevitably comes off as a poor-man’s Davy Jones, frequently just popping into scenes and offering a “Hola Jack Sparrow,” like a sort of PG-rated nautical Freddy Krueger. Is it worth seeing? Sure. If you enjoy Pirates of the Caribbean, particularly the earliest installments, then you’ll have a good time with this one. However, you’re not going to have your opinion dissuaded if you believe this film franchise has overstayed its welcome. We can only hope that some other great pirate-themed attraction will be built in the immediate future, so a decent pirate-themed film series can be based on that. Sorry Patty. Written by Scott EdwardsIt is always important to find a job that you enjoy doing, if you don’t and are miserable all the time, what is the point? I know so many people that do not like their jobs and even though they are my friends and I am able to get a smile or two out of them, I can tell that they would rather be somewhere else, doing something much different. I understand that you need a job to pay your bills and live, but at what price should this come at? I believe that happiness is more important than money, but I am one of the few people that actually enjoys what they do and even on the bad days, I am able to find a little bit of positivity out of it and that is all that I need to continue. Pleasure Island is a place where caution can be thrown into the wind since it is based on the song that Coconut Pete made famous many years ago. With his swinging lifestyle, fans old and new can come to the island and experience something that they never could get away with back home. All of Pete’s staff is fun loving as well, and for the most part are very happy with their jobs, especially since it is the final week on the resort and they are ready to head back to the mainland. But there is someone lurking deep in the jungle who has a different plan in mind when it comes to the staff doing their jobs and how much fun they should really be having. As the final boat of the season pulls into the dock, the staff is doing their normal thing, but with a new masseuse joining the staff for the week, nobody knows what to expect out of him. Lars is more than a masseuse, he is a huge Coconut Pete fan as well and is dying to meet his hero, but since not everyone is happy to see what magic he can bring with his hands, they treat him like a common civilian. While at the opening party for the guests, everyone is having a great time, and working for each other’s benefits, but when an employee sneaks out back for a smoke, he is treated with the harshest penalty that the resort can handle, one that will change Pleasure Island’s history forever. Being killed by a machete, the staff quickly finds out that they are the targets of the crazy person who is keeping an eye on them, but they are given the option of survival, but they will have to do their jobs flawlessly to be spared. With the guests in the dark about what is happening on the island, the staff has to find out who the killer is and check out everyone’s rooms while they try to signal for help. But time is not on their side when one staff member tries to gather up all of the guests to tell them what is happening, she is killed before she even gets the chance. Clearing most of the guests from being the killer, with the exception of a young and creepy woman named Peenalope, the staff looks to each other and opinions are formed about who the killer must be. Even though everyone wants to blame the new guy, each member of the staff has a secret that they have kept hidden since they started working at the resort. With these secrets being exposed, no one knows who they can trust until the boat returns from the mainland to pick them up. This movie is a great reason to love horror movies because it follows all of the classic rules, along with a ton of comedy to keep you entertained when the blood starts to flow. When I first saw this movie years ago, I thought it was going to be nothing but comedy since that is what the Broken Lizard gang was known for, but what I witnessed on the big screen was a legit horror movie that will forever be a prized piece of my collection. With a great group of characters and Coconut Pete leading the charge, it's difficult not to find something about this movie that you love, it has fantastic songs, plenty of violence, lots of blood and even a little bit of sex to keep your eyes glued to the screen. I will even admit that I did not see the movie ending the way it did with a killer that just wanted a chance to be in charge, rather than being a push over. If you have not seen this movie and are a fan of horror movies, or even comedies, you might need to give it watch since it is difficult to find some good and original stories out there now. Stay Scared! |
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