Written by Shae
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY SPOILER ALERT SYSTEM...YOU ARE ADVISED TO READ AT YOUR OWN RISK...
When you go on a bender you can always count on the Winchester's to come and give you an intervention. Well, if you're Crowley and are doing them a favor, you can. Otherwise, that won't happen…and now I'm sad!
Sam and Dean are on the hunt for the First Blade, which Crowley is supposed to be finding. Only, Crowley isn't finding. He's off getting laid by some hot demon in a hotel and shooting up with human blood. Sounds like the King of Hell has hit rock bottom. Enter the Greatest Intervention There Ever Was by the Winchester's! They get Crowley back on track and find the blade. Or who has the blade. Turns out, Abbadon and her demons are on the hunt too. But, Sam, Dean, and Crowley find the guy who has it fist!
An ex-Men of Letters with the alias Magnus, has the blade. He also has a zoo, a collection of other random historical things of all supernatural stuff. Sam and Dean are brought into the guys secret lair. Where Dean reveals he has the Mark of Cane, so he can borrow the First Blade…only, Magnus has no interest in loaning it out. He sends Sam away, and keeps Dean as part of his collection. Enter Crowley and Sam to the rescue! Well, more so Crowley. Once they're all free and out, and Magnus is dead, they go back to the car…that has been keyed. By Abbadons' demons. Dean's grieving and Sam decides they should get rid of Crowley since they have the First Blade...Never trust the King of Hell. Then again, the Winchesters were plotting to murder him…So fair is fair! And off Crowley goes leaving Sam and Dean blameless and with the task to find the wanna be Queen.